So what has happened here? Is everyone boycotting this topic? Or did you deliberately think of something that defies response? I mean, this way everyone who was asking for a new post got one, so you're off the hook, and until you get some reasonable comments you're not really obligated to post again, right?
(When has a sequel ever been better than the original?)
Ben, your lack of posting is paining us all. How can we bring you back? You don't even have to try to be funny, clever, witty. You just are those things and that's why we all read you blog. Well, that and to hear you use weird accents and perform other acts of randomness...
I don't even know Lyle (although I'm sure he's lovely) and I asked you this question the other night, BEFORE Lyle commented, so since you aren't telling...I'll just encourage others to make random comments so that we can get you to your "special" number.
There once was a witty professor named Ben Whose Blog made even the most stoic grin But he had too much to do (Mark Bench, we blame you) And more kids than the gal in the shoe And was never heard from again
best line ever
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from the bum on the bench when the car lands back into the 'now'.
So what has happened here? Is everyone boycotting this topic? Or did you deliberately think of something that defies response? I mean, this way everyone who was asking for a new post got one, so you're off the hook, and until you get some reasonable comments you're not really obligated to post again, right?
ReplyDelete(When has a sequel ever been better than the original?)
Is somebody too chicken for a new post?
ReplyDeleteCome back to us ben.
anonymous- What kind of crazy talk is that? Just look at all them there Disney sequels that went straight to video. Priceless gems we'z talkin 'bout.
ok ok I TRIED to get comments going here for our friend (i.e. fav. 80s lines in movies.... there were no takers)!
ReplyDelete***by reasonable I am guessing you mean volume, not quality of my comment -or we might have to fight.
Liz, I DID mean quantity. Nothing against your comment, which was, of course, perfectly reasonable.
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ReplyDeletei am still laughing at the "i eat poo" joke your kids tell...its my new favorite
Ben, come back to us. Come back. We don't care about the house...
ReplyDeleteBen, What will my readers think of me by having a link to a dormant blog? Cause ya know, it's all about me.
Ben, your lack of posting is paining us all. How can we bring you back? You don't even have to try to be funny, clever, witty. You just are those things and that's why we all read you blog. Well, that and to hear you use weird accents and perform other acts of randomness...
ReplyDeleteKacy has her magic number of comnets needed to get her to post again.
ReplyDeleteWhat's your magic number?
I don't even know Lyle (although I'm sure he's lovely) and I asked you this question the other night, BEFORE Lyle commented, so since you aren't telling...I'll just encourage others to make random comments so that we can get you to your "special" number.
ReplyDeleteOk - here is comment number 11.
ReplyDeleteI don't know much about Back to the Future, but what about another post from you? I, for one, am waiting for the sequel to the bunny story.
ReplyDeleteBen-
ReplyDeleteDon't make me pull out the big guns by getting Mr. Spencer involved in your "not posting" mode.
one more for the comments counter
ReplyDeletesee. now you're higher than the banana story.
ReplyDeleteOkay, this made me laugh outloud.
ReplyDeleteBaby step to the keyboard
ReplyDeletebabystep to your blog
ReplyDeleteHow about some good sequel decisions? Like Toy Story 2...I mean that was better than the first, dontcha think?
ReplyDeleteAnd what about Empire Strikes Back? I think we can all agree that was one mighty fine sequel...right?
ReplyDeleteThere once was a witty professor named Ben
ReplyDeleteWhose Blog made even the most stoic grin
But he had too much to do
(Mark Bench, we blame you)
And more kids than the gal in the shoe
And was never heard from again
Last anon: Your limerick made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteOK, this is it. Tomorrow, March 7, is Ben's birthday. I KNOW he'll speak to us once again on so auspicious an occasion.
ReplyDeleteKenny, come back!! Kenny! Kenny!
ReplyDeleteWhatever! Hoverboard outweighs chicken gimmick. Everyday, any day.
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ReplyDeleteBen, before you hit the 1 year anniversary of not posting - you should hurry and write another one!
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