Thursday, July 20, 2006

Waterskiing instructions

this is an audio post - click to play

Below is the transcript for the audio above.

Now when you gonna be waterskiing, there are several things that you’ve got to remember. Now, you’re gonna be jumpin into the water, right, you’ll slide your foot into the boot of the waterski, right mate. You might want to put in some shampoo so as to make it easier for you to put your foot in. Then is when the real waterskiing adventure begins, right mate. You gonna be holden onto the rope tight. You wanna hold the rope close to your chest, and keep your knees up too. Don’t let your arms out yet either right mate. When you’re ready to go, you’ll signal the driver of the boat by saying these words: “hit it.” At that point, the driver’s gonna hit the accelerator, the boats gonna be pushin across the water. You gonna wanna keep your ski tip up, out of the water, the boats actually gonna pull you up out of the water, and you’ll be gliding across the water like you were flying mate.


  1. Flawless. However,you might want to say "fair dinkum" instead of "shampoo." That's what they call it.(I assume authenticity is important to you.)

  2. jared9:23 PM

    ..hahaha holy crap my favorite three posts ever :)

  3. That voice was an awsome austrailien accent. BYE!

  4. Dad you sure you want to put shanpoo in .Is,nt that kind of sticky.but boy at least fair dinkum is better than shapoo.HA.

  5. Anonymous12:55 PM

    Why not conditioner or showergel or goo or slime or bubbles or patorium jelly or just water?